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Blog Log : Harry Potter 1(The sorcerer's Stone)

      When Harry Potter was a baby, an evil wizard named Lord Voldemort tried to kill him along with his parents whom were very great witches and wizards. Harry, somehow managed to conquer him with no use of magic that he was aware of and Voldemort went missing for many yearsHarry was then left alone with the people who hated him most, the Dursleys.

      The Dursleys were his mother's sister's family. They had a very mean son named Dudley. Harry almost LIVED in a cupboard! Dudley's favorite game was "Harry Hunting." Harry hated it there.

      One day, after 10 years of this, he received a letter from the mail!(This NEVER had happened) His mean uncle drives the family out to the beach to get away from "such nonsense" but Harry's letters keep coming and his mean uncle keeps burning them up. I predict that the letters will keep on coming and Harry will finally get one.

 

I thought that this poem was very funny and that is actually IS worth it and fair AND funny! So here it is and I hope that you enjoy it!

I'm making my brother my personal slave, so now when I greet you my brother will wave. He'll do all my homework; he'll take all my tests. He'll clean up my messes and wait on my guests. He'll hold out my hanky whenever I sneeze. He'll say that he did it if I "cut the cheese." He'll go take a bath if I play in the dirt. He'll eat all my spinach, then feed me dessert. He'll empty the garbage and vacuum the floors and finish my other unsavory chores, like washing the dishes and mowing the yard or anything else even modestly hard. I really enjoy all the effort I save by making my brother my personal slave. And though I'll admit how exciting it is, I'm not sure it's worth it, 'cause next week I'm his. --Kenn Nesbitt

Blog Log : I went to the barber

I thought that this poem was very funny because he probably wanted just make people laugh and that he probably isn't dead or else this poem wouldn't  be here! :( Here it is and I hope you enjoy it!


I went to the barber.

He cut off my hair,
which would have been great,
but he didn't stop there.

He slipped with his scissors.
He snipped with his shears,
and cut off my eyebrows
and both of my ears.

I jumped in my seat
causing several more slips;
he cut off my nose
and my cheeks and my lips.

With one final slip-up
he cut off my head,
and that is the reason
I ended up dead.    

So kids, if your dad tells you,
"You need a trim,"
just pull out this poem
and show it to him.

As soon as he reads this,
I'm willing to bet,
that that's the last haircut
that you'll ever get.

--Kenn Nesbitt                                   

I thought that this poem was very funny

A candy bar. A piece of cake. A lollipop. A chocolate shake. A jelly donut. Chocolate chips. Some gummy worms and licorice whips. A candy cane. A lemon drop. Some bubblegum and soda pop. Vanilla wafers. Cherry punch. My mom slept in while I made lunch. --Kenn Nesbitt

Blog Log:I taught my cat to clean my room.

I thought that this poem was very funny except I actually think that it is a fair because the cat has                doing more work then the person. here it is and I hope that you enjoy it.  I taught my cat to clean my room, to use a bucket, brush and broom, to dust my clock and picture frames, and pick up all my toys and games. He puts my pants and shirts away, and makes my bed, and I would say it seems to me it's only fair he puts away my underwear. In fact, I think he's got it made. I'm not as happy with our trade. He may pick up my shoes and socks, but I clean out his litterbox. --Kenn Nesbitt

Blog Log : Persepolis 2

Marji still feels like she should get a divorce! They argue every day until one day, The professor gives them an assignment to make a diorama explaining a theme park based on ancient times.

Blog Log : My sister says shes sleepy

I thought that this was a very funny poem because she probably isn't actually tired and that she just dosent want to do her chores. Here it is and I hope that you enjoy it! My sister says she's sleepy, that her energy is sapped. She says she'd feel much better if she climbed in bed and napped. She says she she feels so drowsy, that she has to shut her eyes. She just can't keep from closing them no matter how she tries. She's claims she's so exhausted that she cannot stay awake. She swears that she'll be useless till she has a little break. She says she needs to catch some Z's, to hit the hay, to doze, to hibernate, to dream, to have a moment of repose. I'm pretty sure she's faking when she jumps in bed and snores. This happens every time our mother says to do her chores. --Kenn Nesbitt

Blog Log : I'm not picky

I thought that even though he says that he isn't picky, he really is because the only type of 

food he likes is mac 'n cheese. Here it is and I hope that you enjoy it!

I'm not picky.
I'm not rude.
Why, I'll eat any
kind of food.
Except for foods
called "beets" or "greens."
Or "beef." Or "beans."
Or "tangerines."

I won't eat foods
called "fish fillets."
Or "pies." Or "fries."
Or "mayonnaise."
Or "grapes." Or "crepes."
Or "chicken wings."
Or "clams." Or "hams."
Or "onion rings."

Or anything
called "baked" or "stewed."
Or "boiled" or "broiled."
Or "barbecued."
Or "dried" or "fried."
Or "smoked" or "steamed."
Or "roasted," "toasted,"
"mashed," or "creamed."

No, I'm not picky.
I'm not rude.
Why, I'll eat any
kind of food,
and ask for more
and then say, "Please."
As long as it's called
"mac and cheese."

--Kenn Nesbitt

Blog Log : I love to do the laundry

I thought that this poem was very funny. Even though he says that he accidentally washed his dad's wallet, I think that he did it on purpose. Here it is and I hope that you enjoy it. I love to do the laundry. I mean it. I don't mind because I get to keep whatever money I might find. I know it sounds ridiculous. I'm sure it must seem strange. But every time I wash the clothes I find some pocket change. I found a dollar yesterday. Today I found a ten. I'm certain that tomorrow I'll find money once again. You see, I have a strategy. (I guess that's what you call it.) And sometimes I just  accidentally wash my father's wallet. --Kenn Nesbitt

Blog Log : Persepolis 2

Margi got married! Even though she thought that she would be happy, but the secand that the apartmant door closed, she already felt sorry! I predict that soon she will not fell sorry anymore.

Blog Log : Persepolis 2

Marji has married her boyfriend! His name is Reza. He does painting as his job. They have gotten an important task from the professor to make an amusement park based on the ancient times in Iran. But when they went to see the professor, he said that they can not go on because the women are not dressed with a veil on. I predict that soon she will find another dagree and accomplish in it.

Blog Log : Persepolis 2

Since Marji has gotten her degree as well as her boyfriend, that means that they have to go to France in order to keep going. Unfortunately, they can't go unless they are married! They do get married because they think that they will marry soon.

Blog Log: Persepolis 2

Marji has decided that now that she is better, she is going back to Iran! She gets a collage dagree and a new boyfriend! She loves her boyfriend a lot. She also well in a test that she gets to do a masters dagree on it! She has made new friends and has gotten a lot better at drawing. I predict that soon she will marry him.

Persepolis 2

Margi is now homeless! She lives in the street and it is the middle of Winter. She is very sick. She has a very bad cough. He ends up spitting blood until she faints. She find herself in the hospital. I predict that soon she will get better.

Persepolis 2

Marji has left Dr.Keller's house. She has also left her boy friend because he was being very mean to her and so now she is homeless. I predict that soon she will find another place to stay.

Persepolis 2

Blog Log : Persepolis 2

Margi is at Dr. Keller's house. Doctor Keller is very mean. Her food is bad and and she gets into people's business. Margi also has a boyfriend! He is from spain and invites her to a party for architects. I predict that she will go and that Dr. Keller won't be mean anymore. 

Blog Log: Persepolis 2

Marji's Mom came! She was an old lady since she was gone for so very long. she got her a new place to live with a doctor named Keller. Keller is mean but I predict that she will be nice to Marji.